Author: hismoosegirlfriend
Fix it Sandy
Chef Sandy
Yup, all going too well
Bored in the car
Me vs the lizard
As I eat breakfast, I can’t help but stay on guard, as last night I spotted a lizard on the wall. Although Sandy actually tried to catch and release this one, as per my wishes, he was unsuccessful at locating its coordinates.
As for Mr.Lizard, I know he is strategizing his plan as he’s already set up base somewhere beneath the abyss of couch valley.
My house is at war, and I will not rest until all can walk freely umong the halls. I know, he’s coming for me, and it will be I, who will find him.