Me vs the lizard

As I eat breakfast, I can’t help but stay on guard, as last night I spotted a lizard on the wall. Although Sandy actually tried to catch and release this one, as per my wishes, he was unsuccessful at locating its coordinates. 

As for Mr.Lizard, I know he is strategizing  his plan as he’s already set up base somewhere beneath the abyss of couch valley. 

My house is at war, and I will not rest until all can walk freely umong the halls. I know, he’s coming for me, and it will be I, who will find him. 

Texts from boyfriend


A lot has happened in the past few weeks. We started renovating the house, Sandy moved into my place, and most importantly, I have a boyfriend who is now having to deal with living with pets that he was very firm on never having. 

As he has compromised, I too had to agree to Sandy’s rules of no pets on the furniture. So far, things seemed to be going well, that is, until I got this picture while I was at work…